His hair was so white
and his ass was so tight
he was a horny middle-aged mother-fucker that night!

When his jeans started rising
And this guy we're despising
And Brown Dave, he's laughing so hard he's crying!

And they called him Red Top.
They called him Red Top.

Leave those guys alone
Come in and have a beer
And I'll suck your dick, oh yeah,
'cause I'm fuckin' queer.

And then we went to the bar
They said, "Skewered, you are."
And we just laughed 'cause we never thought it'd go that far.

Then we went back to the suite
And Red Top got to his feet
That mother-fucker he was horny as a dog in heat!

And they called him Red Top.
They called him Red Top.

Leave those guys alone
Come in and have a beer
And I'll suck your dick, oh yeah,
'cause I'm fuckin' queer.

Leave those guys alone
Come in and have a beer
And I'll suck your dick, oh yeah,
'cause I'm fuckin' queer.