Listen man, I've got something of relevance to say
Cracking jokes about people's mothers might ruin their day
It sucks to think that the woman who raised you and cooks you food
Could potentially be fucking some random dude.

What if it was your mother that was fat?
Would it still be the same?
Not so funny when the tables have been turned.
Now you know mother bashing is lame.

What if it was your mother stuck in a wheelchair?
and if I called her a fat fucking pig to her face would it still be fair? (Fuck No!)
People's feelings get damaged, it happens all the time
Now you know that mother bashing is not a victim-less crime

What if it was your mother that was fat?
Would it still be the same?
Not so funny when the tables have been turned.
Now you know mother bashing is lame.
Let this story be a lesson to you
Don't make fun of people's moms
or let your anger get the best of you
Bite your lip and try to stay calm.

Mother bashing is lame
Mother bashing is lame
it's lame, it's lame, it's lame, it's lame,
it's lame, it's lame,
it's lame, it's lame,
it's lame, it's lame, it's lame, it's lame,
it's lame, it's lame,
it's lame, it's lame,
it's lame.