I would like to know
why both parties are shy
when it comes to anal sex
à la guy-on-guy

Listen here buddy,
they need to get off too
after all what is so sick
about dicks covered in poo?

I have got my own sexual preference,
but I can't say I like men.
Find me in a homo-sex encounter,
and we'll see what happens then.

I've seen gays hold hands,
and I've looked in their eyes.
I've seen them grab their asses
as they kiss each other goodbye.

I've watched lots of gay porn.
jerked off a few times too.
I've heard that anal sex hurts
but I wanna try something new.

I have got my own sexual preference,
but I can't say I like men.
Find me in a homo-sex encounter,
and we'll see what happens then.

I might try to touch his penis
then again maybe I wont
'cause gay men like kissing in public
but us straights sure as fuck don't (NO!)

What's all this fuss about people making fun of gays?
Why is my cock out?
Can you guess how much it weighs?