I once knew a guy
his first name just so happened to be Ryan.
Yeah

He cabbed around town
Turning everybody's frowns upside down
Whoa

Disano
Disano
Disano
Disano-o-o-o OH!

He was knighted by the queen
for his ability to cream jeans yeah
Yeah

And every time he had to fart he gave 'er tits.
He always told me that it smelled like my upper lip
Disano
Disano
Disano
Disano-o-o-o OH!

And if I could I would be Ry
but I would have to learn to keep my underwear dry
And if he could he would be me
if he didn't mind smelling like chicken of the sea

Good Ryan never mean to me
He walked with the deaf and helped the blind to see
Good Ryan never mean to me
He walked with the deaf and helped the blind to see
Whoa-oa-oah